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eep!!

February 12th, 2002 (04:30 pm)

mormons just came to my door... agh. why do they always come in pairs...? for protection?
convo
mormon#1: hi how are you
mormon#2: [stupid smile]
me: i'm fine....uh....u? [glances at a) suit and b) name tags and thinks to self EEP!! how long will this take?!?]
mormon#1: are your parents home?
mormon#2: [still w/the stupid smile]
me: nope
mormon#1: well, do you know when they are going to be home?
mormon#2: [still smiling]
me: uhh... about 5...6....630?......
mormon#1: 7...8...9....
mormon#1 & mormon#2 : [laugh in unicin]
me: heh.
mormon#1: well, we have this little card... could you give it to them? they could get a free video...
mormon#2:[DAMNIT!! would you wipe that STUPID grin off your face?!?!!]
me: uh sure... a video huh? ya ok... [starts to close door]
mormon#1: you like free things... don't ya...?
mormon#1 & mormon#2 : [laugh in unicin]
me: [creeped out by two laughing mormon boys trying to give my parents a free video] uuhh... ya... some things.....[closes door]

at least it didn't take long!

Comments

Posted by: the mid-doctor (texel)
Posted at: February 12th, 2002 04:57 pm (UTC)

it must be hard, going door to door and telling people about the ways of the almighty Mormo™

Posted by: springheeled jack (serlenka)
Posted at: February 12th, 2002 09:39 pm (UTC)
yep...
tommy / ?

it has to be for protection that they go out in pairs. there would be far fewer mormons out there if they did it alone. besides, one is just there for the official "stupid smile". they work hard on that, ya know. *wink*

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: February 13th, 2002 06:58 am (UTC)
Re: yep...

must be...

Posted by: clothild (allory)
Posted at: February 12th, 2002 09:45 pm (UTC)

good god, the elders are so adorable. when isaac and i were in slc, there was actually a pair from somewhere else there on their mission. i was in the car waiting for isaac who was in the house and they came up to me. i saw it coming. i headed them off by talking about how nice salt lake was and didn't they agree, then, i went in for the kill. now i have this great picture of two bewildered elders as a souvenir to keep forever. isaac and his dad came out of the house, in just as many words told them to go away and we left for dinner and a movie.

mmm... don't they just seem so corruptable? isaac was raised mormon. such an enigma!

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: February 13th, 2002 06:57 am (UTC)
Re:

hehehee... that's funny....

ya, i have a lot of friends that were raised mormon, and the ones that still are can be quite the stick in the mud.

Posted by: cynical jerk (tristanwolf)
Posted at: February 12th, 2002 10:34 pm (UTC)

you know what would be funny- if you found out where they lived - put on a little suit and name tag-and went to their doorall serious like- and handed out cards from anton le veys church of satanism. and asked if they wanted a free copy of the satanic bible.

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: February 13th, 2002 06:55 am (UTC)
Re:

hmmm... ya that could be pretty funny, but it would be a bit much work for me...

Posted by: Your Grandmother makes Crank in her bathtub (sweet_jcs)
Posted at: February 13th, 2002 09:26 am (UTC)

the video was most definitely pr0n.... haven't you seen orgazmo?

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: February 14th, 2002 02:12 am (UTC)
Re:

i haven't yet...

Posted by: [e^(i*pi)] + 1 = me (kvschwartz)
Posted at: February 13th, 2002 05:49 pm (UTC)

are your PARENTS home!? you don't look 11 in either of the pics of you I have seen

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: February 14th, 2002 02:19 am (UTC)
Re:

what's w/the 11 bit yo? that was soooo a decade ago

Posted by: [e^(i*pi)] + 1 = me (kvschwartz)
Posted at: February 14th, 2002 06:59 am (UTC)

that was where the 11 bit started

the question was: why were they asking if your parents were home instead of trying to convert YOU?

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: February 15th, 2002 06:38 am (UTC)
Re:

hmm... good point. i dunno

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