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my mom should make up new words

March 10th, 2002 (10:47 pm)
amused

current mood: amused
current song: Groove Armada - Your Song

so tonight during dinner my mom busts out some pens from her purse. she gives each of us one (me, my sister and my dad) they are really awesome pens, and so we are testing them out on the napkins, and my mom is showing my dad how nicely they write.... nice dark thick lines.... well instead of her letting him actually test the pen she is giving to him, she writes "pen" on a napkin. i then tell her "why don't you let dad use it...since it is his pen now..."

so she hands the pen to my dad, and he grabs the napkin she wrote "pen" on and attached "is" to the end of it. making the word "penis" ..... hahahaaa... funny dad.

no wait... there's more

so the brain that my mom is, pipes up "too bad you spelled it wrong" ya... we started laughing... really really hard........
me: so how is it spelled mom?
mom: with a "us"
me: so that would make it "pen-us"
mom: ya
everybody is cracking up, repeating my moms word penus. then my dad and i think it would be a great idea if we named the new bird penus... so when we come home my dad and i chime in "hi penus" to the bird

ya. needless to say my mom is upset with us... but it's not our fault! she should know better.....


hehehee...hahahahaa...hohohohooo....

Comments

Posted by: the mid-doctor (texel)
Posted at: March 10th, 2002 10:54 pm (UTC)

LOL

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: March 10th, 2002 10:59 pm (UTC)
Re:

;)

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Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: March 11th, 2002 06:33 am (UTC)
Re:

:)

Posted by: Timothy P. (imtroubadour)
Posted at: March 11th, 2002 06:45 am (UTC)

Yikes, mom.

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: March 11th, 2002 06:55 am (UTC)
Re:

ya... she provides lots of entertainment...

Posted by: Timothy P. (imtroubadour)
Posted at: March 11th, 2002 08:50 am (UTC)
Re:

And frustration from what I can gather. Say hi to penus for me.

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: March 11th, 2002 11:17 am (UTC)
Re:

hehehee... will do

Posted by: Don't Sleep Till I've Had My FUEL (torque)
Posted at: March 11th, 2002 07:47 am (UTC)
granma

So the bird is no longer called Beaker?
:o(

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: March 11th, 2002 11:14 am (UTC)
Re:

no, the bird is still beaker... we just have to give my mom a hard time about it :)

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