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are ya a pothead fokker?

March 18th, 2002 (08:27 pm)
amused

current mood: amused
current song: T Power vs. MK Ultra - Horny M

agh. my dad is calling me a pot head
dad: "denise, your daughter's a pothead!"
me: "no i'm nooooot!!"
dad: "oh man, you're high...." [enters my room] ::sniff:sniff:: "yep..."

AGH! are they always this difficult?

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Posted by: John Riddle (sapiens81)
Posted at: March 18th, 2002 11:43 pm (UTC)
Family

How much do you smoke (if you don't mind my asking)?

Posted by: Mark (mark)
Posted at: March 19th, 2002 09:00 am (UTC)
Don't do it!!

It's the gov't......they are trying to trick ya

;)

Posted by: Your Grandmother makes Crank in her bathtub (sweet_jcs)
Posted at: March 19th, 2002 11:48 am (UTC)
Re: Don't do it!!

Pick it pack it fire it up
come along, and take a hit from the bong.
Put the blunt down, just for a second
dont get me wrong it's not a new method.
Inhale, exhale I just got pound in the male.
I like a blunt or a big phat cone
but my double barrel bng is gettin' me stoned,
Homeskillet ther's water in side, don't spill it,
smells like shit on the carpet still it.
Goes down smooth when I get clean hit
of that skunky, funky , smelly green shit.
I sing my song puff all night long.

I wanna take a hit from the bong.
Hits from the bong y'all.
"Hits from the bong" (repeat)
Can I get a hit.

Lets smoke that bowl
hit the bong, and then take that finger off of that hole.
Plug it unplug it don't strain.
I love you Mary Jane.
She never complains when I hit Mary
with that flame I light up the cherry.
She's so good to me
when I pack a fresh bowl I clean the screen.
Don't get me stirred up,
the smoke through the bubblin' water's makin' it pure,
So I got ta, take my hit and hold it
just like Chong I get the bowl and I reload it.
Get my 4 footer, and bring it on
as I take hits from the bong.

Hits from the bong y'all.
"Hits from the bong" (repeat)
Can I get a hit.

Posted by: Your Grandmother makes Crank in her bathtub (sweet_jcs)
Posted at: March 19th, 2002 11:49 am (UTC)
Re: Don't do it!!


Cypress Hill
Title: I Wanna Get High


I wanna get high...so high (repeat)

Well it's the funkalistic,
the blunt I twist it,
the slammafied, buddahfied
funk on your discus.
Oh what you missed us
you've got to bare witness
catch a hoe and another hoe
Merry Christmas.
Yes I'll smoke this
straight off the roach clip,
I wrote shit
for the blunted ones to approach it.
For one motion
make you sway like the ocean
the herb is more than just a powerful potion.
What's the commotion yo,
I'm not fuckin' around
people learnin' bout what they smokin'.
The oven's on high when I roast a Quale
tell Bill Clinton to go and inhale
exhale now you feel the funk of the thai
when i fell the effects,

" I wanna get high...so high (repeat)
I wanna get high...so high".

Posted by: John Riddle (sapiens81)
Posted at: March 19th, 2002 01:11 pm (UTC)
Re: Don't do it!!
Thin Oxygen

13. Who's Got The Herb - (3:56)
Who's got the herb
(1,2,3,4)

2 for 1, 5 for 4, half ounces
Quarter pounds, LB's and kilos
What are we looking for?
Sinsemilla
It's are we hoping for
What are we hoping for?
Sinsemilla

Who's got the herb? is what the young boys ask me
Who's got the herb? and then elders tell me
Who's got the herb? is what the young girls ask me
Who's got the herb? knotty dread-locks

Skunk, bud, indica
Sativa, my reefer, la arriba
Skunk, bud, indica
Sativa, my reefer, la arriba
When we roll a big one
it feels so right (it feels so right)
When we smoke it in our bong
it feels so nice (it feels so nice)

Who's got the herb? is what the young boys ask me
Who's got the herb? and then the elders tell me
Who's got the herb? is what the young girls ask me
Who's got the herb? in New Orleans

Who's got the herb?
Who's got the herb?
Who's got the herb?
Who's got the herb? What I'm talkin' 'bout
Cramacaca cayaca die shocka fryaca
From a coppa, yes I'm tellin' you
Cramacaca cayaca, die shocka fryaca
From a coppa

Who's got it? Who's got the herb?
Who's got it? Who's got the herb?
311, whoa, whoa, whoa
Who's got the herb?

Posted by: Your Grandmother makes Crank in her bathtub (sweet_jcs)
Posted at: March 19th, 2002 03:51 pm (UTC)
Re: Don't do it!!

sometimes I eat something jack gave me.. he said it's a majik bean and it will take me high into the sky.. I turn around and I astro plane to another existance... there I see light paralleled with darkness... and I realize that I should kill the president... and that panda bears are my only allies

Posted by: Your Grandmother makes Crank in her bathtub (sweet_jcs)
Posted at: March 19th, 2002 03:51 pm (UTC)
Re: Don't do it!!

NinJA ninJA RAP...!!!

Posted by: Your Grandmother makes Crank in her bathtub (sweet_jcs)
Posted at: March 19th, 2002 03:52 pm (UTC)
Re: Don't do it!!

btw... listen to KOSHEEN-Pride

I love this song

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: March 19th, 2002 05:46 pm (UTC)
glasses

maybe once... twice a month now..

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