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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE The following ad appeared in a newspaper.

April 3rd, 2002 (10:07 am)
amused

current mood: amused

"SBF Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte, good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy."

(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)

Comments

Posted by: Aaron B. Russell (idigital)
Posted at: April 3rd, 2002 10:48 am (UTC)

Hahahaha, that's fucking brilliant :)

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: April 3rd, 2002 10:50 am (UTC)
smile

ya, i wish i could claim the right to being its creator... but sadly i cannot.

but i was laughing/chuckling pretty hard when i first read it

Posted by: Aaron B. Russell (idigital)
Posted at: April 3rd, 2002 05:09 pm (UTC)
Re:

Heeee! :)

Posted by: Zach (suppafly)
Posted at: April 3rd, 2002 10:54 am (UTC)

what a scam.. i hope they let people know what was up instead of having lots of horney men and women call up only to find out it was a dog..

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: April 3rd, 2002 11:01 am (UTC)
considering...

i'm sure they did...

but how could one say no to a cute lab puppy?!?

Posted by: springheeled jack (serlenka)
Posted at: April 3rd, 2002 10:59 pm (UTC)
too cute...

aww, now that is cute. now *i'm* even ready to go adopt a puppy, & i don't even like dogs!

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: April 3rd, 2002 11:00 pm (UTC)
Re: too cute...
considering...

you don't like birds. you don't like dogs. what are you, a cat person?!??

Posted by: springheeled jack (serlenka)
Posted at: April 3rd, 2002 11:15 pm (UTC)
ehh....
laugh / lyrics

well...yeah, i like cats. i like most animals to a degree. my favorite animals are not your typical "pet" type animals though. i have a lot of fish though. =)

::glub, glub::

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: April 3rd, 2002 11:34 pm (UTC)
Re: ehh....
considering...

feeesh huh?

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