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April 3rd, 2002 (11:13 pm)

this just in, we have received txt msg from person going by the name "sock_napper" stating that " if U wanT to sEE yoUr SocK aliVE , mEet me unDEr the BridGe, CoME aLONe." this msg was rcvd at 11.10pm pacific time. it is unknown if sock_napper is armed, but dangerous it is. please citizens, lock your doors and windows, keep all children inside. we do not want this villain to have another chance for more disastrous sock nappings.

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Posted by: Пётр Кириллович Безухов (aka Greg "Skid Rowe") (paris_of_priam)
Posted at: April 3rd, 2002 11:25 pm (UTC)

What does he want for ransom? A pair of your panties? Bastards!

(By the way, what happened to that sock? Was it MEANT to be pink, or did you accidentally wash it with your red wool sweater? ;)

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: April 3rd, 2002 11:31 pm (UTC)
considering...

sock_napper has not yet stated what ransom shall be.


pink sock is an original pink angora sock imported from some exotic third world country and made for consumption exclusively by The Limited tm

Posted by: Пётр Кириллович Безухов (aka Greg "Skid Rowe") (paris_of_priam)
Posted at: April 4th, 2002 12:04 am (UTC)

I dunno, Sarah. If the socknapper has a foot fetish, like I suspect he does, I'm not sure if you would really WANT to get that sock back! ;)

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: April 4th, 2002 12:07 am (UTC)
ewww... that stinks

crunchy sock is no good.

Posted by: Пётр Кириллович Безухов (aka Greg "Skid Rowe") (paris_of_priam)
Posted at: April 4th, 2002 12:09 am (UTC)
Re:

Sticky sock no good either. :P

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: April 4th, 2002 12:10 am (UTC)
ewww... that stinks

:P.:bleh:.

Posted by: John Riddle (sapiens81)
Posted at: April 4th, 2002 12:23 am (UTC)

Don't I know it!

Err...

*goes to bed*

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: April 4th, 2002 11:29 am (UTC)
ewww... that stinks

ew. thx for sharing.

Posted by: springheeled jack (serlenka)
Posted at: April 4th, 2002 10:23 am (UTC)
good god!
eye / peering

my lord sarah, have you thought of what a twisted mind such as sock_napper could be capable of if he could do *this*?? i am just beside myself with concern (and i must say, i look pretty damn good from the side), and i say action is need immediately. you know criminal minds like this only get worse...what next? a bra? we need a plan...

operation top drawer ideas?

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: April 4th, 2002 11:30 am (UTC)
Re: good god!
considering...

i know... i'm worried what might happen next...

Posted by: Najestica Joyous Noel (jesshika)
Posted at: April 4th, 2002 12:54 pm (UTC)

DAMN THAT IS ONE UGLY ASS PINK SOCK! I SAY LET THE DARK'S HAVE THEIR WAY WITH IT!

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: April 4th, 2002 12:59 pm (UTC)
ewww... that stinks

what do you know?

you should hear what the sock is saying about you

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