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i was thinking today

June 4th, 2002 (11:25 pm)
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current mood: blank
current song: Dirt Vegas - Days Go By (acoustic)

and... well, pretty much everyday since the day i was born.
yes, i think babys have thoughts. just look at all they have to take in!

so... these are some of my pet peeves
GRAMMAR:
there - location
their - possesion
they're - conjagated form of 'they' plus 'are' = they are

it's really not that difficult people

WORDS:
whatever - i really cannot stand this word as a response to a question. however it is more tolerable with the right tone of voice. it's such a lazy half ass response. when i use this word in response to something, pay attention the the inflection of my voice. if it's happy upbeat perky & followed by other words, it's really ok... but if the only answer you get is a short curse 'whatever' ... i'm upset at something, or you...

fuck - although a great slang word with such a versatile usage, i really do hate to call most or any sex 'fucking' unless it's a one night stand. b/c really if it's just one night & you don't plan on ever seeing that person again fucking is an alright description... b/c there aren't really any emotions involved. if i am dating someone & they say to me, 'damn, i love fucking you' or anything along those lines, they better watch out for their junk. it will be kneed, punched, grabbed, jabbed so fast their voice will go up an octave or two.

EATING:
chewing with the mouth open.
smacking gum

i really don't want to hear or see you chew. you're not a cow...


ok. i think my bitch-a-thon is done ... for now.

Comments

Posted by: Eli (eli)
Posted at: June 4th, 2002 11:38 pm (UTC)

I fuck up there, their and they're 130% of the time I use them. I'm getting better, but I still suck bad.

When I read "I really like fucking you" I felt all dirty inside. Heh..I don't think I could ever say that....don't have enough balls or something. Reminds me of something off of KIDS.

I don't say whatever, don't really chew gum...and don't think I chew with my mouth open (unless my nose is all plugged up and sinusy).

So....it looks like only 25% likely to piss you off. Not too bad.

Unfortunately since I never see you....and therefore could never piss you off by chewing loud, or saying "whatever", or saying "damn I liked fucking you".....since our only contact is through writing, everytime you read my journal...I'm 130% likely to piss you off. So that's no so good :-)




Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: June 4th, 2002 11:44 pm (UTC)
smile

awh eli, you have me bustin my gut with laughter!

i don't think you could really ever piss me off :o)

Posted by: clothild (allory)
Posted at: June 5th, 2002 12:07 am (UTC)

is it wrong to rain on your grammer bitch out by telling you that you misspelled babies "babys"?

are you coming to mercury rev? it's the fourteenth.

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: June 7th, 2002 12:12 am (UTC)
smile

oh it's not wrong
eye m no goud at speling
;o)

yayaya!!! where did you get tickets? i'll pick mine up tomorrow! we should meet up before & eat or something!
gimme a call 206.227.9769

Posted by: Don't Sleep Till I've Had My FUEL (torque)
Posted at: June 5th, 2002 12:11 am (UTC)
Andrew

The 'there, their, they're'</u> thing i dont think I do alot, maybe when I'm being lazy with a text or quick typing, but one thing i do do alot wrong with regards to grammer (as well as making really long sentences that dont have any punctuation) is the 'Your and You're' thing. I never use You're, I'm just too lazy to put in the ' mark so I only ever use Your.

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: June 6th, 2002 12:57 am (UTC)
mi sew smrt!

hmmm... you lazy bum!

but the thing is, you know the difference between the two "your, you're"s... lots of people can't seem to remember the differences between the "their, there & they're"s...

Posted by: Come play dying. (ex_morbid)
Posted at: June 5th, 2002 02:07 pm (UTC)

I agree with everything.

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: June 6th, 2002 01:13 am (UTC)
smile

:o) hoorah!

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