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okokok, stop me if you've heard this one...

June 12th, 2002 (01:33 am)
amused

current mood: amused

Ole and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a BIC lighter 10 inches long.

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge BIC lighter in his hands.

"Vhere did yew git dat monster??"

"Vell", replied Ole, "I got it from me Genie."

"You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked.

"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," says Ole.

"Could I see him?"

So Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie. Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes, I will," Says the genie.

So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million Ducks...flying overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Ole. "I asked for a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS!"

Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew that da genie is hard of hearing. Do really tink I asked for a 10 inch BIC?"

Comments

Posted by: Пётр Кириллович Безухов (aka Greg "Skid Rowe") (paris_of_priam)
Posted at: June 12th, 2002 01:39 am (UTC)
Hermie

Hahahaha!
Best genie joke I've ever heard (next to the one about the Irishman who asked for a magic beerbottle.)

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: June 12th, 2002 01:40 am (UTC)
smile

hmm... ya i thought it was pretty good!

Posted by: Пётр Кириллович Безухов (aka Greg "Skid Rowe") (paris_of_priam)
Posted at: June 12th, 2002 01:55 am (UTC)
Re:

Besides which, it's EXTRA funny in Washington, with all the Swedes and Norwegians around. :)

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: June 12th, 2002 02:17 am (UTC)
considering...

hmm... more live in minnesota!

i happen to be both swedish & norwegian... and polish & russian & cherokee indian, spanish, english, irish, french... i'm probably forgetting somethings...

meh.
i'm as original as they get! i'm straight off the boat... the mayflower that is! i'm serious too...

Posted by: Пётр Кириллович Безухов (aka Greg "Skid Rowe") (paris_of_priam)
Posted at: June 12th, 2002 02:25 am (UTC)
Re:

I'm 1/2 Norwegian, 1/4 Swedish and 1/4 Irish. Pretty boring actually, especially when you think that the Norwegian/Swedish thing is a totally artaficial distinction.

And YOU (in the words of Seinfeld) have TOTAL JOKE TELLING IMMUNITY! I'm so jealous! ;)

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: June 16th, 2002 01:54 pm (UTC)
mi sew smrt!

ya... i've got the joke immunity. the only thing i don't have covered is Africa.
hmm...

Posted by: David Beroff (d4b)
Posted at: June 12th, 2002 11:15 am (UTC)

i'm straight off the boat... the mayflower that is! i'm serious too...

Somehow you seem younger online.

Posted by: djMidknight (djmidknight)
Posted at: June 15th, 2002 07:45 pm (UTC)

i like older women.

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: June 16th, 2002 01:56 pm (UTC)
mi sew smrt!

oh... i'm not old yet...

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: June 16th, 2002 01:55 pm (UTC)
considering...

:oP

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