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emails like this are interesting

October 20th, 2001 (11:51 am)

Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th!!! CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.

I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend whose drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true!

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Posted by: the mid-doctor (texel)
Posted at: October 20th, 2001 12:43 pm (UTC)
smile

hee hee... we're all indebted to the people who make funny shit like this... i remember this hilarious one about an imaginary computer virus that does stuff like send out ultrasonic frequencies to scratch all your CDs and other such horrid things. i wanna find that, but... umm... yeah, effort. oh well! :)

Posted by: Joe (bostonsteamer)
Posted at: October 20th, 2001 01:02 pm (UTC)

Check out the song "Bad Times" (also the name of the virus), on Laika's (also the name of the 1st dog in space) Good Looking Blues album. The vocalist reads out the entire email over this really space-funky loop. And it's a kick ass album in general.

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