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November 10th, 2001 (01:20 am)

Recipe for great sex

Ingredients:
4 Laughing Eyes
4 Well-Shaped Legs
4 Loving Eyes
2 Firm Milk Containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-Lined Mixing Bowl
1 Firm Banana

Directions

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3 Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur-lined mixing
bowl becomes wet.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well
creamed. *For best results, continue to knead milk containers*
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts,
leave to soak (preferably not overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. *If banana doesnt soften, repeat
steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls*

*Notes:

1. If in unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. DO NOT lick mixing bowl after use!
3. If cake rises, LEAVE TOWN IMMEDIATELY!

Comments

Posted by: Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield (felixcontour)
Posted at: November 10th, 2001 01:08 pm (UTC)

L-O-FUCKING-L. Who knew the culinary arts could be so fun? I'm gonna be a chef!

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: November 12th, 2001 01:13 pm (UTC)
Re:

oh dude, you could totally do it...

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