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innocently sitting there i had NO clue what was going to happen next

November 14th, 2001 (08:33 am)
current mood: goofy
current song: deepdish - yoshiesque 2 disc 2

as i usually don't. "so tell me how do you do? finally i meet you..."

today is a day of ambiguity, let us curse and be pissy.

"ding dong the witch is dead, which old witch, the wicked witch, ding dong the wicked wItch is deeeaaaaaddd" hmm... wish i had some helium. muwahahahaa....

ceiling is still leaking. we have to replace the skylight which BLOWS BIG FAT DONKEY DICK!!! oh well, at least it won't be like the summer when they remodeled the kitchen... we had to eat out for about two months. it blew big fat ugly .... things. <---my brain has failed me for something of repulsion. ::sniffle::

my mom was on a rampage this morning, good thing i wasn't out of my room, i would have been blasted. it was like dodge ball but instead of the regular ball she was using a medicine ball and you were tied to the wall instead of being able to run around like a chicken w/out its head. scary no?

"you don't know what i've been through, waiting and wondering about you..."

ever been covered with honey and tied to a tree in the forest? me neither.

today is the day of my map quiz. weeee.... sounds easy doesn't it... it's not. we have to take it blindfolded, on top of a bus going 80 mph thru downtown seattle, in the rain, with a wild banchee chasing us. doesn't sound so easy anymore now does it? :P

as you can probably tell i'm in a bit of a mood today. reason? i was abducted by aliens last night and they implanted a chip into my brain by way of my sinuses. it hurts like a fucker, (however they hurt...?....) and so now i am stuck in this odd yet delightful mood............or it could just be from a lack of sleep, either or. i personally like option number one. it's more creative and exciting to tell.

ya, that's what i'll look like by the end of the day. kinda cute in a alien baby sort of way no?

ok, i must go now, homework calls. yes. my homework can talk... can yours?


Posted by: the mid-doctor (texel)
Posted at: November 14th, 2001 08:37 am (UTC)

talk? my homework is trying to claim squatter's rights! just be glad that *your* homework isn't brash enough to declare itself its own legal counsel!

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: November 14th, 2001 08:45 am (UTC)

mine want's it's own zip code... i keep telling it to wait and join forces with my ass, but it just won't listen. funny, it can talk but doesn't have the capability to listen. it's only homework after all :P

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