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November 15th, 2001 (09:55 pm)

"Being a Bear....

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You
swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you
swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

I wanna be a bear."


eh... not really... but it's funny right? riiiight...?....

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Posted by: Пётр Кириллович Безухов (aka Greg "Skid Rowe") (paris_of_priam)
Posted at: November 15th, 2001 09:54 pm (UTC)

What's the first thing a bear does when it wakes up from a six month sleep?

(Takes a piss that lasts for a week. ;)

Posted by: the mid-doctor (texel)
Posted at: November 15th, 2001 11:22 pm (UTC)

funny AND cute... reminds me of...

YOU!!!

*MuWaH*

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: November 16th, 2001 01:25 am (UTC)

*MuWaH* looks like we're quite the cute pair then :)

Posted by: the great gonzo (zephali)
Posted at: November 15th, 2001 11:51 pm (UTC)

bears give mean hugs though

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: November 16th, 2001 12:17 am (UTC)
Re:

mean as is good? or mean as in grrrr....*snarl*... grrrr..... ????

Posted by: the great gonzo (zephali)
Posted at: November 16th, 2001 12:26 am (UTC)
Re:

grrr..snarl..snap..oowwiiee..grrr...chomp...

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: November 16th, 2001 12:44 am (UTC)
Re:

ouh... i see...

Posted by: springheeled jack (serlenka)
Posted at: November 16th, 2001 02:29 am (UTC)
*ponders*
zen

yeah, but the idea of eating raw salmon doesn't do a thing for me...and six months without sex? pppffttt! wait a minute - what am i saying? it's not like i'm not having that problem already. heh. nevermind. i'm all for it, with a special diet. =)

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: November 16th, 2001 07:55 am (UTC)
Re: *ponders*

hmmm... that sex point is a good one.

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