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January 14th, 2002 (10:13 am)

if you were a delivery person, and someone opened the door butt ass naked, what would your initial response be?

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Posted by: Eli (eli)
Posted at: January 14th, 2002 10:17 am (UTC)
Guy or Girl

If a guy opened the door: I've got a package for you sir
If a girl opened the door: I've got a box for you ma'am
:-)

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: January 14th, 2002 01:32 pm (UTC)
Re: Guy or Girl

so you wouldn't be in shock at all?

Posted by: K- Lo~ Kammi™ (kammi)
Posted at: January 14th, 2002 12:25 pm (UTC)

My mouth would drop ;D

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: January 14th, 2002 01:31 pm (UTC)
Re:

:)

Posted by: Timothy P. (imtroubadour)
Posted at: January 14th, 2002 12:45 pm (UTC)

yummy, if it's a lady, attractive especially. if it's a guy then i would be visibly upset. and i am a delivery person goddamit.

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: January 14th, 2002 01:31 pm (UTC)
Re:

sorry, i hope you won't live in fear from here on out, always wondering when you are gonna have the door open to a neeked person..

Posted by: Timothy P. (imtroubadour)
Posted at: January 14th, 2002 03:07 pm (UTC)
Re:

ah. well if they look anything like you i certainly won't be afraid.

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: January 15th, 2002 03:44 pm (UTC)
Re:

awh...

Posted by: Roarke (bigr)
Posted at: January 14th, 2002 01:18 pm (UTC)

If it were a fine lady then I would say that I was there to deliver the "sweet love" and that I was her official "package delivery" guy - then when she said "Hey I own a gun" I would say: "I don't know much about 'owning guns', all I know about 'owning guns' is that 'owning guns' likes to GET IT ON!"

Then hopefully there wouldn't be any sirens... again...

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: January 14th, 2002 01:30 pm (UTC)
Re:

hahahaa...

Posted by: cynical jerk (tristanwolf)
Posted at: January 14th, 2002 10:12 pm (UTC)

i delivered pizzas my first year in college. i got a few people (m and f) in their underwear but never the elusive nude lady. (see patrick dempsey in "loverboy" or whatever that flic was).
i think it'd be great. a woman would be a sexy surprise and a man would just be funny. unless he was like ...creepy. heh.

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: January 15th, 2002 03:45 pm (UTC)
Re:

true... but what if the woman was old and saggy?

Posted by: cynical jerk (tristanwolf)
Posted at: January 15th, 2002 03:48 pm (UTC)
Re:

oh yeah. hmm must be 40 or younger and 140 pounds or less.
heh. now if it was YOU at the door.... oh la la

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: January 15th, 2002 04:00 pm (UTC)
Re:

:)

Posted by: Devon DeLapp (ddelapp)
Posted at: January 15th, 2002 12:21 am (UTC)

There's this one house down on ravenna at about 20th, up on the hill. Three or four guys lived there and they ordered pizza every sunday. Every time, the guy answering the door was fat, hairy, and in boxers. I don't know if it was the same guy each time though. But, they would answer, I would say "Pizza." indicating with a head gesture the pizza I was carrying. Then the big guy would turn around and say "Money!" then would wander off till a few minutes later some other guy (dressed this time) would wander up with a fist full of dollars (and a .45, cocked and ready for action. and when he'd pull that bad ass mother fucker from his belt and holler "hands in the air cock sucker!" I'd fling my pizza ninja style, planting the corner of the box right into his throat. and as he'd stumble about with his eyes slammed shut, squeezing the trigger over and over again blowing holes in walls and roommates, I'd snag the cash then book it for my car) kinda weird, but good tippers, so I never brought it up.

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: January 15th, 2002 03:46 pm (UTC)
Re:

hahahahaa!!

Posted by: Devon DeLapp (ddelapp)
Posted at: January 15th, 2002 05:37 pm (UTC)

Yeah, my story was a little boring, so I spiced it up, made it a little sexier, you know what I mean?

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: January 15th, 2002 05:54 pm (UTC)
Re:

it was so entertaining :)

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