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The Penis Study

January 24th, 2002 (03:32 pm)

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct their own study of the same subject. After
three years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman
with more sexual pleasure.

When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Auzzies study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the
shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

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Posted by: Пётр Кириллович Безухов (aka Greg "Skid Rowe") (paris_of_priam)
Posted at: January 24th, 2002 05:42 pm (UTC)

And what did the Texas A&M study conclude?

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: January 24th, 2002 10:06 pm (UTC)
Re:

dunno... what did they say?

Posted by: Пётр Кириллович Безухов (aka Greg "Skid Rowe") (paris_of_priam)
Posted at: January 24th, 2002 10:19 pm (UTC)
Re:

It was a straight line for you. ;)

I thought you'd say something like "The Texans concluded that the head is bigger because it needs more padding, due to the constant hazard of banging it on the ceiling." Or something like that. ;)

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: January 24th, 2002 10:40 pm (UTC)
Re:

OH.... my bad... sorry i'm not too sharp sometimes... :)

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