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well i think this is funny...

January 31st, 2002 (10:06 pm)

current mood: amused
current song: nude dimensions 2

lemmie tell you a little story.

there once was this bright capable cute girl named ... umm... sarah? hehehee... well anyway, she worked in this place with too many ladies. yes, that's right, a medical billing office *gasp* there there, it's ok, no bodily harm happens to our beloved heroine. well, the establishment in which she works decided to remodel their office, and when she was hired she was told she would have her very own desk. such foolishness this was for such a bright girl to believe such a thing. but alas, she needed the money, and so she took the job. well, after the office was remodeled what to our wondering minds should find? that the billers have to share a desk with the coders. well now, this should work out fine, in theory. coming in with the understanding that coders work mainly during the day, and billers mainly during the evening there should be no problem. however, this was not the case. emails about petty crap from the bitchy overpaid coders would be sent to the billers complaining about how somebody the night before had moved their stapler, tape, pens, or *gasp* even adjusted their chair. this tomfoolery was not liked by the establishment, however they never decided to address the matter. so now the coders are the butt of the billers joke almost everyday...er... night...umm....evening. ;o)

so today, an email sent out by the lead biller to all the other billers complains how some unknown person has moved her stapler, (fyi yours truely shares a desk w/the lead) and adjusted her chair about 1/2 an inch. all in jest mind you, so your beloved heroine takes it upon herself to respond, and here is what she says:
"i think i saw a robot sitting at your desk last night. i was like "woah" and it was like "weeee....." and then there were a bunch of ninjas, and they kicked the robots butt. it was sooo cool!"

hehehee.... i'm sure most of you know what that's a combination of, and if you don't, i'm so sorry......


Posted by: Пётр Кириллович Безухов (aka Greg "Skid Rowe") (paris_of_priam)
Posted at: January 31st, 2002 10:38 pm (UTC)

I worked with this guy once who was an obsessive-compulsive neat freak. (Borderline neurotic about order and organizing things.) He had all his little bottles of buffer lined up on his shelves in the lab, in descending order of pH, and ascending order of salt concentration etc. He had all of his books lined up PERFECTLY on his shelves, and had a sign over them with a picture of an insect on it, that said "BUG OFF, and keep your hands off my stuff."

There was another guy in the lab who hated him. So one night I guess the guy that hated the neatfreak pulled a practical joke on him. I'm at my desk and the neat freak comes charging in and says to me "who the HELL as been MESSING WITH MY BOOKS!?!?" I said "what do you mean." He said "just come and LOOK!"

So I follow him over to his desk, and he says "just look at my books!!!" I said "what's WRONG with them?" "Just LOOK!" Again "What's wrong with them??? They look fine to me!"

Anyway, turns out this other guy had pushed every second book on Edgar's shelf back by about an EIGTH of an INCH! It was such a subtle difference that NOBODY but EDGAR would have even noticed! So he succeeded in playing a good practical joke, becasue basically it made Edgar look like a TOTAL nutcase. :))

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: January 31st, 2002 10:55 pm (UTC)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!! that's great! :)

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