dissolves instantly (sahrie) wrote,
dissolves instantly
sahrie

eep!!

mormons just came to my door... agh. why do they always come in pairs...? for protection?
convo
mormon#1: hi how are you
mormon#2: [stupid smile]
me: i'm fine....uh....u? [glances at a) suit and b) name tags and thinks to self EEP!! how long will this take?!?]
mormon#1: are your parents home?
mormon#2: [still w/the stupid smile]
me: nope
mormon#1: well, do you know when they are going to be home?
mormon#2: [still smiling]
me: uhh... about 5...6....630?......
mormon#1: 7...8...9....
mormon#1 & mormon#2 : [laugh in unicin]
me: heh.
mormon#1: well, we have this little card... could you give it to them? they could get a free video...
mormon#2:[DAMNIT!! would you wipe that STUPID grin off your face?!?!!]
me: uh sure... a video huh? ya ok... [starts to close door]
mormon#1: you like free things... don't ya...?
mormon#1 & mormon#2 : [laugh in unicin]
me: [creeped out by two laughing mormon boys trying to give my parents a free video] uuhh... ya... some things.....[closes door]

at least it didn't take long!
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