November 15th, 2001


(no subject)

"Being a Bear....

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You
swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you
swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

I wanna be a bear."

eh... not really... but it's funny right? riiiight...?....