November 25th, 2001

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Two cowboys from Arizona walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices. Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who had been eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asks one of the cowboys.

"No, signals the woman, desperately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asks the other.

The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head "No" again.

The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her pants, and slowly runs his tongue up and down the womans bum. This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breath again. The cowboy slowly walks back over to the bar and proudly takes a drink of his beer. His partner says in admiration, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."
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it's ten eleven and i want this post to be done by ten thirty... will it happen? we'll see...

well t-day was good. umm... food. leigh and i got to have two meals, one with my family at 2pm, then one w/his family at 6pm. i had to be rolled out the door. :P ah hah ah hah

hmmm... what else happened? like all the other weekends this one was spent w/the object of my affection (i really could reiterate how wonderful he is, how much he makes me smile and laugh, how warm and fuzzy i feel inside everytime i see him, how amazing he is, but that might take a while, and i am sure y'all don't wanna hear it...) we kicked it w/marcus a few times, drank a bunch but somehow managed to stay fairly sober.

leigh documents quite well the going ons of saturday here

had a lot of lucid dreams. i think the shroom trip leigh and i took on the 19th of oct helped trigger them.

i had taken some pics a while back and just recently got them back. i don't like them for a number of reasons...
1) i used color film - i feel as though color takes away from the object that is getting photographed, and can be distracting (maybe i just haven't learned to take not-so-busy photos so that the color acts as an accent to the photo?)
2) they were printed on glossy paper. AGH how i dislike glossy paper (it only works for me sometimes)
3) seeing that this roll was in color i wasn't feeling as creative as i do when i have b&w film.
4) too many were out of focus, and the people shots weren't thought thru very well
5) i haven't found a color film i like, this roll was shot on fuji 400, i just don't like the colors i get from it...
however the roll wasn't completely a lost cause, there were a few images i didn't find totally repelling (from an artsy fartsy point of view)
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but these too are lacking something...

i want a new scanner. the one i have blows big fat beetle dick

i want a digital camera. it would go everywhere with me...

i've been remembering to take my veeetamens... :)

blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.

read a book on color healing. very interesting.

hmm... i ran into a friend from high school. i hadn't seen her since graduation. she was downtown, and turns out she has a 4 month old baby girl. lucky for me i got her number and a photo of her w/her child. she really likes being a mom, which is a good thing, i think she will make a great one. she is very attentive and fun going.

purdE pickture


ok, i've gone over my time limit, now i must go do my homework.
  • Current Music
    Beethoven Concerto no. 2 in B flat, Op. 19
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my dads new toy

is an Feinwerkbau airgun C55P, 5-shot semi auto pre compressed match air pistol.

it's actually pretty light...
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    Everything But the Girl - walking wounded