January 24th, 2002

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i don't know...

but sometimes i just feel like punching him. well, not exactly him, anybody would do. not cause i'm mad... but just because i have a bit of aggression and punching just seems so much better than exercising. hrm. mayhaps i shall invest in a punching bag? cause i don't like hurting him... (even tho i am a girl, so how hard can i really punch?)
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The Penis Study

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct their own study of the same subject. After
three years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman
with more sexual pleasure.

When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Auzzies study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the
shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
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ode to shower

oh how i love thee shower
you have the ability to make me smell like a flower
i wish i could have you thrice a day
but wasting water is not my way
squeeky clean with quite a gleam
i come out looking like... mr. clean?


hahaha...