February 18th, 2002


timely factoid

Believe it or not, but 8:02 p.m. on 20 February this year will be an
historic moment in time. It will not be marked by the chiming of any clocks
or the ringing of bells, but at that precise time, on that specific date,
something will happen which has not occurred for 1,001 years and will never
happen again.

As the clock ticks over from 8:01 p.m. on Wednesday, 20 February, time will,
for 60 seconds only, read in perfect symmetry 2002, 2002, 2002, or to be
more precise - 20:02, 20/02, 2002.

This historic event will never have the same poignancy as the 11th hour of
the 11th day of the 11th month which marks Armistice Day, but it is an event
which has only ever happened once before, and is something which will never
be repeated.

The last occasion that time read in such a symmetrical pattern was long
before the days of the digital watch and the 24-hour clock - at 10:01
a.m. on 10 January, 1001. And because the clock only goes up to 23:59, it
is something that will never happen again.


Letter from the Penis,

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor,
I work at great depths,
I plunge head first into everything I do,
I do not get weekends or public holidays off,
I work in a damp environment,
I don't get paid overtime,
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation,
I work in high temperatures, and
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You can not work 8 hours straight,
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods,
You do not always follow the orders of the management team,
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations,
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working,
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift,
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing,
You will retire well before you are 65,
You are unable to work double shifts,
You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task,
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

The Management

i won't quit it...

so valentines day was alright. turned in my robots. that went over well... then i went to work while the boy kicked it at my house. umm... he gave me this cool vday "card" that he made. i put card in quotes cause it's not like a generic card... ya... so that was cool. hm. friday, didn't do a whole lot, stayed at my house cause my rents were still outta town. my sister had 2 friends stay the night, and since they got stoned they all went to be around 1030. me & the boy didn't do a whole lot of anything. saturday, same ol same ol... kinda... were supposed to kick it w/geraldine, but she didn't call us till night and she was supposed to call us in the afternoon, so instead w/went to the zig zag w/marcus, then back to leighs house w/a 12pack and a bottle of wine, then steve g. came over. smoking ensued... and ya. that was that night. sunday was pretty banal, didn't do a whole lot of anything, did some laundry, worked on another drawing... hmm... ya that's about it.

"i know i'm wrong but i can't help it, i tried to block you outta my mind but i can't help it...for real you know, i tried...."

hmm... so what does today hold in store for sarah? well... not a whole lot, gonna head up to the boys house. i bought him a thai cook book for vday, and i told him i would cook him a dish of his choice today. hmmm... next time he cooks for me. then in the evening dantes. hmm... i'll have to fit studying in somewhere in there...


"got the biggest crush on you for real i tried that's the truth"

ok, i think i'm done here, and now back to your regularly scheduled programming....
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