April 3rd, 2002



it's a beeeeeeeeUteful day!!!!!!

it's warm
it's sunny
and it makes me wanna run around screaming like a wild banchee.... wait. i do that already........

  • Current Music
    goldtrix feat andrea brown - trippin (club mix)

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE The following ad appeared in a newspaper.

"SBF Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte, good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy."

(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)
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    amused amused
ewww... that stinks

ode to work

work is fun
work is great
work will help me get a rate
altho cheap and not quite right
at least it helps me ward off.... plight?
  • Current Music
    Sash! - Non Existant Nothing

check it

my two buddies have decided to join! it's taken lots of long negations and many hours spent in the board room to finally convince them to get a lj, but finally, after all the hard work my brainwashing persuasion has paid off...
proho aka: gidget or misty and her knight in shining armor ty, or toad63
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    amused amused

fortune cookie what you say?

i found this just chillin on my dresser. the funny thing is, i don't know why anyone would keep ahold of one of these things unless
a) they wanted it to come true
b) it confused them
c) they are a pack rat and keep ahold of most things anyway.

i found that in my case option 'b' was applicable. i most certainly don't know the right things to say... but i guess i should
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    dr. mario - Beg4Life

refer to boobie status post

Eli 399: status?
SahrieGirl: umm... boobies are still sensitive and perky... but
SahrieGirl: hmm.. lemmie check
Eli 399: uh oh
Eli 399: hahhhh
SahrieGirl: no nippage :P
Eli 399: so sad....so very sad
Eli 399: I think you should make that daily
Eli 399: I think all girls should make that a daily thing :-)
Eli 399: you could have like....logs and shit....statistics and trends....even graphs :-)
SahrieGirl: ya... i've been considering it
SahrieGirl: lol... i could scan my boobie, and it could tell me the density and any other fluxation in size & shape...
SahrieGirl: hahahaa...
Eli 399: damn, taking it to levels I wouldn't even have imagined
Eli 399: I bet you could get a grant for this :-)
SahrieGirl: hmmm... would be interesting
Eli 399: you should do it.....for like....science and all ya know :-)
SahrieGirl: oh ya, it would totally help mankind out...
Eli 399: totally :-)
SahrieGirl: understanding the dynamics of the boobie
Eli 399: that right there is title of the book "understanding the dynamics of the boobie" You'll sell millions :-)
SahrieGirl: i should get started!!!
Eli 399: helllllll yeah you should :-)

convo w/eli
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    amused amused


Have you seen this socks mate?

height: 11.5 inches
color: pink & fuzzy
weight: ummm.... undetermined
was last seen headed towards the washing machine. events after spin cycle are unclear.

if you know the whereabouts of this sock please contact me here
thank you.
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    worried worried

breaking news

this just in, we have received txt msg from person going by the name "sock_napper" stating that " if U wanT to sEE yoUr SocK aliVE , mEet me unDEr the BridGe, CoME aLONe." this msg was rcvd at 11.10pm pacific time. it is unknown if sock_napper is armed, but dangerous it is. please citizens, lock your doors and windows, keep all children inside. we do not want this villain to have another chance for more disastrous sock nappings.

More news covering our top story

it appears that pink sock is still alive although being held for ransom, and i state "help! they are treating me ok, but if you don't come soon, they will wash me with dark socks! help, sarah!" - pink_sock

time may be running out
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    worried worried