April 23rd, 2002


& the swamp thing RETURNS....AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!no don't really.......

sweet seduction in a magazine
endless pleasure in a limousine
in the back shakes a tambourine
nicotine from a silver screen

called in sick today. coughing like a crazy crack smoker, nose won't stay put.... and who the fuck knows where all this snot comes from?!?!! how in the hell does my head hold all that sheeet?!?? ears are slightly plugged...:sleeerp:.....:glork:.......:schluup:... <---it's swamp thing again......

i had a dream about being tan. i was happy.

another thing that makes me happy: my mom finally made me the pimp azzzzzz choker i was beggin her for. she prolly made it cause i'm sick... awh.

aren't y'all excited? i posted another one of my purdy pick-chures!!!


::looks at clock:: ok, it's my feeding time... ciao!
  • Current Music
    Felix Da Housecat - Silver Screen Shower Scene


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
If the plural of goose is geese, shouldn't't the plural of moose be meese?
  • Current Mood
    complacent complacent

oh what beautiful lyrics....

i come from the 8th planet in the 19th galaxy
where the royal penis is clean, your majesty
can it be, shelia e? abelonia, vanity all mad at me
i'm the prince dick of insanity
i'm good lovin body rockin knockin boots all night long we not stoppin,
i don't care if the kids watchin
i stir it like motherfuckin coffee, brown sugar
girls dem sugar world class lover
kama sutra, porno music producer
tallywhacker is a rock hard storm trooper w/a purple helmet made for crushin pink cookies
goonie goo goo
we cut big foots and wookies
and fat women because they need love too
so go on big girl what you gonna do?
  • Current Mood
    amused amused