dissolves instantly

you're tuned into perfecto radio
chicago, detroit, seattle

let me unfold you

here i am

waiting to hold you

i had a dream last night, and a foreign guy i know was in it
it was kinda odd, cause we were at his flat, & his roomies would keep coming in & out of the place all covered in dirt & needing to shower
at one point i was in the shower, had just gotten out, & this guy comes in all covered in dirt & just started showering.
hrm.


my dad forgot some paperwork here, so now i have to go to kinkos & fax it to him. meh. that meant i had to wake up "early" ....well.... earlier than normal that is... i guess... ok maybe not... it's just that now i can't drag my ass. which, really would be kinda hard to do considering it's a couple of feet away from the ground.

i need someone here to help put lotion on my back.
you can live in my closet w/the masseuse.
applications must be turned in by two.
thank you.

i saw this in a window when i was out taking pics the other week. thought it was pretty right on...

hey leigh, it's 909

bread = stuck in teeth
must replenish advil stock

that is all

now i know what my grandma means when she says she would rather not eat because it's too much work.

i'm hungry, it's just too bothersome to eat.

and... well, pretty much everyday since the day i was born.
yes, i think babys have thoughts. just look at all they have to take in!

so... these are some of my pet peeves
GRAMMAR:
there - location
their - possesion
they're - conjagated form of 'they' plus 'are' = they are

it's really not that difficult people

WORDS:
whatever - i really cannot stand this word as a response to a question. however it is more tolerable with the right tone of voice. it's such a lazy half ass response. when i use this word in response to something, pay attention the the inflection of my voice. if it's happy upbeat perky & followed by other words, it's really ok... but if the only answer you get is a short curse 'whatever' ... i'm upset at something, or you...

fuck - although a great slang word with such a versatile usage, i really do hate to call most or any sex 'fucking' unless it's a one night stand. b/c really if it's just one night & you don't plan on ever seeing that person again fucking is an alright description... b/c there aren't really any emotions involved. if i am dating someone & they say to me, 'damn, i love fucking you' or anything along those lines, they better watch out for their junk. it will be kneed, punched, grabbed, jabbed so fast their voice will go up an octave or two.

EATING:
chewing with the mouth open.
smacking gum

i really don't want to hear or see you chew. you're not a cow...


ok. i think my bitch-a-thon is done ... for now.

wow
wow
wow
wowie!!!

the acoustic version of DirtyVegas' song 'days go by' is freggin AWESOME! if it had a cawk i'm sure it would rawk w/it out...