June 12th, 2002

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okokok, stop me if you've heard this one...

Ole and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a BIC lighter 10 inches long.

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge BIC lighter in his hands.

"Vhere did yew git dat monster??"

"Vell", replied Ole, "I got it from me Genie."

"You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked.

"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," says Ole.

"Could I see him?"

So Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie. Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes, I will," Says the genie.

So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million Ducks...flying overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Ole. "I asked for a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS!"

Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew that da genie is hard of hearing. Do really tink I asked for a 10 inch BIC?"
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day, yes

started the day like every other.
tired & late.
ugh
but i looked nice!
short black skirt, nice sandles, & a tight beige top
fog outside until i got to work. then suddenly it was sunny.
agh.
at least i got a good parking spot
&...
i got a new position at my work
which will come with a wage increase
that's gotta be good
lunch rolls around... 7 eleven run w/gidg
umm... soda pop for lunch... how healthy....
got the same parking spot back
my lucky day?
no.
didn't win any money on the first two lotto tickets i've ever purchased
that's the first & last time i'll do that
leigh came down for some chillage
little did we know that dinner with my family would turn into a two hour fiasco at cucina cucina
tummy....so....full.....BLEH!!!
surprisingly enough there managed to be traffic at 11pm. it took me about 20 minutes to go a mile.
fucking freeway construction.
got home.
talk talk talk
ran up Andrews cell bill.
sorry.

now i'm sitting here.
awake
thinking.... what's next?

seriously, what the hell am i doing? & what the hell is my next move going to be? some game i'm playing... i don't even know who's winning yet.
things have been handed to me my whole life, honestly makes me believe in some sort of destiny
but i'm no child
i'm not her child either
meh
bad joke.

forgive me father for i have sinned.
what have you done my child?
i was born.

i'm in this space between time & illusion. where everything just seems to be floating, & i'm drifting through it all like a feather on the breeze. if something gets in my way i just float around it.
no real problems
i don't let things get to me. what good would that do anyway? it's like admitting to some kind of defeat.

there have been a lot of coinsidences lately.
i think something, then somebody will say something about it sooner or later in the day.
or something similar in nature will happen...
it's been happening a lot lately.
thinking about the ability to pick up on what others are thinking.... it's possible, if you're paying attention

so the other day a coworker of mine told me that she was planning on getting her already short hair cut even shorter. almost to a bob. i honestly didn't think it would work (mainly b/c she's got somewhat wavy/curly hair... can we say POOF) she had layerd hair, and her shortest layer was higher in the back than it was in the front... so i told her she should just trim it up, but keep some of the layers... just not so long... b/c w/curly/wavy hair there needs to be some room for the ends to expand, & if they are all the same length it will be like a big poofball at the ends...... needless to say she came to work today with her hair cut in the style which i recommended.
she said she really likes it & was glad she listened to me.
*beaming*
she actually took my advice.... & surprisingly enough it actually worked! could this be a new arena of interest pour moi?
non!!

this post is turning out to be longer than i anticipated. ::shrug:: oh well...

so the first wednesday of every month the company pays for half an hour for lunch. (normally we only get a half hour...) so that means tomorrow i get a hour for lunch... what to do what to do. 30 minutes isn't enough time, 60 minutes can seem like too much.

payday this week. hizzah
this will be my gift to me. then i am going to try & not spend any more money....*crosses fingers*..... we'll see how that goes.

ok, i wanted to be in bed a few hours ago. i'm gonna feel so run down tomorrow.
wish i could call in dead.
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let me take you on a trip
around the world & back
& you won't have to move you just sit still

now let your mind do the walking
& let my body do the talking
let me show you the world in my eyes

i'll take you to the highest mountain
to the depths of the deepest sea
& we won't need a map believe me...

now let my body do the moving
& let my hands do the soothing
let me show you the world in my eyes

& that's all there is
nothing more than you can feel now
that's all there is

let me put you on a ship
on a long long trip
your lips close to my lips...

all the islands in the ocean
all the heavens in the motion
let me show you the world in my eyes

& that's all there is
nothing more than you can touch now
that's all there is

let me show you the world in my eyes.....

let me show you the world in my eyes.....


let me show you the world in my eyes.....


let me show you the world in my eyes.....

let me show you the world in my eyes.....

let me show you the world in my eyes.....


let me show you the world in my eyes.....
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