dissolves instantly (sahrie) wrote,
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my mom should make up new words

so tonight during dinner my mom busts out some pens from her purse. she gives each of us one (me, my sister and my dad) they are really awesome pens, and so we are testing them out on the napkins, and my mom is showing my dad how nicely they write.... nice dark thick lines.... well instead of her letting him actually test the pen she is giving to him, she writes "pen" on a napkin. i then tell her "why don't you let dad use it...since it is his pen now..."

so she hands the pen to my dad, and he grabs the napkin she wrote "pen" on and attached "is" to the end of it. making the word "penis" ..... hahahaaa... funny dad.
no wait... there's more

so the brain that my mom is, pipes up "too bad you spelled it wrong" ya... we started laughing... really really hard........
me: so how is it spelled mom?
mom: with a "us"
me: so that would make it "pen-us"
mom: ya
everybody is cracking up, repeating my moms word penus. then my dad and i think it would be a great idea if we named the new bird penus... so when we come home my dad and i chime in "hi penus" to the bird

ya. needless to say my mom is upset with us... but it's not our fault! she should know better.....

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