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"when you build your house... then call me, home....."

March 12th, 2002 (09:56 pm)

current mood: happy
current song: Nude Dimensons - Vibe Delight-Keep It Coming(Dub Additive Mix)

somehow i got that pic tonight. it's kinda cool...

Fleetwood Mac - Sara... was what i was listening to, now i've changed the pace up to fit my "normal" mood... which would be, yes you guessed it, SUPER sexy house/downtempo.

today was a pretty good day... went to school. weeee... and then, i came home... and have managed to blow SO much time doing only God knows what. no really... God knows what i've been doing. just ask.... oh no? ok i'll tell then... got some supplies for my final art project. wOOt! school is almost out!! ya.. and that's about it, watched the tele and... uhh.... ::sigh:: i'm pathetic

in other news: gomer bit my lip today and it was red for a half hour. he got put on time out and is now a very grumpy cute little bird.

now i do some ab exercises cause i'm getting a little too soft... an den... i shower!!! so fresh and so clean clean.....



Posted by: Mark (mark)
Posted at: March 13th, 2002 12:34 pm (UTC)
bad Gomer bad


-The Bad Parrot
So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.

One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.

Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would make a veteran sailor blush.

At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The birdkicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very quiet.

At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"

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