this just in, we have received txt msg from person going by the name "sock_napper" stating that " if U wanT to sEE yoUr SocK aliVE , mEet me unDEr the BridGe, CoME aLONe." this msg was rcvd at 11.10pm pacific time. it is unknown if sock_napper is armed, but dangerous it is. please citizens, lock your doors and windows, keep all children inside. we do not want this villain to have another chance for more disastrous sock nappings.
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Posted by: dissolves instantly (
 sahrie) Posted at: April 3rd, 2002 11:31 pm (UTC)
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sock_napper has not yet stated what ransom shall be.
pink sock is an original pink angora sock imported from some exotic third world country and made for consumption exclusively by The Limited tm
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Posted by: Пётр Кириллович Безухов (aka Greg "Skid Rowe") (
paris_of_priam) Posted at:
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I dunno, Sarah. If the socknapper has a foot fetish, like I suspect he does, I'm not sure if you would really WANT to get that sock back! ;)
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Posted by: Пётр Кириллович Безухов (aka Greg "Skid Rowe") (
paris_of_priam) Posted at: April 4th, 2002 12:09 am (UTC)
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Sticky sock no good either. :P
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Posted by: springheeled jack (
serlenka) Posted at: April 4th, 2002 10:23 am (UTC)
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my lord sarah, have you thought of what a twisted mind such as sock_napper could be capable of if he could do *this*?? i am just beside myself with concern (and i must say, i look pretty damn good from the side), and i say action is need immediately. you know criminal minds like this only get worse...what next? a bra? we need a plan...
operation top drawer ideas?
What does he want for ransom? A pair of your panties? Bastards!
(By the way, what happened to that sock? Was it MEANT to be pink, or did you accidentally wash it with your red wool sweater? ;)