breaking news
this just in, we have received txt msg from person going by the name "sock_napper" stating that " if U wanT to sEE yoUr SocK aliVE , mEet me unDEr the BridGe, CoME aLONe." this msg was rcvd at 11.10pm pacific time. it is unknown if sock_napper is armed, but dangerous it is. please citizens, lock your doors and windows, keep all children inside. we do not want this villain to have another chance for more disastrous sock nappings.
What does he want for ransom? A pair of your panties? Bastards!
(By the way, what happened to that sock? Was it MEANT to be pink, or did you accidentally wash it with your red wool sweater? ;)