dissolves instantly (sahrie) wrote,
dissolves instantly

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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what's up...

"He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find the cough syrup," the clerk explains, "so I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once."

"Laxatives won't cure a cough, you idiot," the owner shouts angrily.

"Sure it will," the clerk says, pointing at the mad leaning on the wall.

"Look at him, he's afraid to cough."

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