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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

May 2nd, 2002 (09:32 pm)

current mood: amused

The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what's up...

"He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find the cough syrup," the clerk explains, "so I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once."

"Laxatives won't cure a cough, you idiot," the owner shouts angrily.

"Sure it will," the clerk says, pointing at the mad leaning on the wall.

"Look at him, he's afraid to cough."


Posted by: Oreus (oreus)
Posted at: May 3rd, 2002 12:14 am (UTC)

oh man-- i read this and started busting UP, at work, oh man all my co-workers think im insane. you rule.

Posted by: dissolves instantly (sahrie)
Posted at: May 3rd, 2002 08:51 am (UTC)
Re: hahhaa

ya... i was laughing pretty hard too.


i had my dad read it and he was like "heh" :X

Posted by: Oreus (oreus)
Posted at: May 3rd, 2002 09:37 am (UTC)
Re: hahhaa

yea tell me about it ;) i was bugging my co-workers all day today with stuff like this' nobody enjoyed it as much as me :/ poor sobs.

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