day and passes a shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window
and admires a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes. He wants those
shoes so much it's all he can think about.
After about 2 months he saves the $300.00 the shoes cost and purchases
Every Friday night the Italian community gets together at a dance in the
church basement, so Giorgio seizes the opportunity to wear his new
Bocceli leather shoes to the dance.
He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, do you
wear red panties tonight?"
Sophia, startled, says, "Yes, Giorgio, I do wear red panties tonight,
but how do you know?"
Giorgio replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather
shoes. How do you like them?"
Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he says to her,
"Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?"
Rosa answers, "Yes, Giorgio, I do, but how do you know that?" He
answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes.
How do you like them?"
Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played,
Giorgio asks Carmella to dance.
Midway through the dance his face turns red. He says, "Carmella, stilla
my heart, please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight, please,
please, tella me this true!" Carmella smiles coyly and answers, "Yes
Giorgio, I wear no panties tonight."
Giorgio gasps and says ...."Thanka God ... I thought I had a CRACK in
my $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes!"