last night i dreamt that i was going to be turned into a troll. but then the trolls decided not to make me one of them, so they sent me to the troll king.
i had to jump into hot coals which would send me down to him, on my way down they could read my thoughts.
once in the troll kings chamber it was understood that i was to be his human mistress.
his troll queen wife didn't like that
nor did i
ew.